sploish

a word used by our mighty king markiplier

some dude:ima sploish you

by the soviet of cunfunkle January 15, 2022

Spalooshus

A kitty. A baby. A wierd kitty.

Blake: Look! A kitty! A baby! A wierd kitty!
Eric: Sounds like you’re describing a spalooshus.

by Shelled Mender July 16, 2022

splooch

To spill something or the mark the substance makes once it has spilled. Derived from splash which applies to thin liquids, splooch sounds more like a thick liquid.

As I added the can of whole tomatoes to the pot, I splooched on the stove. Just as I was going to lick my ice cream cone a blob fell off and made a splooch down the front of my shirt.

by Liser May 13, 2005

spoosh

(adjective) a dumb mexican

That guy is a spoosh.

by unflushable_turd February 9, 2018

Splosh

The sound that is made when your feces hits the surface of the toilet water.

"When I did my number two, it made a big SPLOSH!"

by Josh-has-a-big-doodle July 31, 2012

splosh

the complementary bidet like action of the water inside a toilet when your poop breaks the surface of the water and splashes all up on your asshole

I just dropped a load and got sploshed all up in my asshole, but at least i didn't have to wipe.

by mmegh2 February 1, 2010

moist splooshing

When you are taking a bong rip from either a short shafted bong, or a small gravity bong and the water kicks up and touches your lips.

"I was taking a huge rip when I got a moist splooshing...it was gross."

by Jacksom August 8, 2007