Selfie spliff

A full joint to oneself

F: We passing round some joints?
G: No, let’s have a selfie spliff each.

by PR8’s finest October 30, 2019

Emergency Spliff

An emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn't bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.

Dude: Oh man, we're going to the cinema to watch Sausage Party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now

Bro: No worries, i've got an emergency spliff in my pocket!

Dude: Fuck yes

by GolfWang69 October 2, 2016

spliff raft

Like a booze cruise with weed.

Yo, wanna head out on a spliff raft this weekend?

by penisandtits558534 July 23, 2016

klipp spliff

weed some good weed

i just got some klipp spliff

by oblockotf February 27, 2021

put in a spliff

This is an act primarily performed by the inhabitants of England and the distant relatives of the Chav species, This is the act of burning somebody to ashes and afterwards putting them into a spliff

Guy 1: 'Ay wagwan bro, did you hear what happened to SJ?,
Guy 2:'naaa bro'
Guy 1: 'he got put in a spliff'

by WaganPffTing February 3, 2020

spliff earl

some crazy ass cracka who smokes mad weed and gets jillybanged every damn day.

yo thats my dog spliff earl watch em hit this spliff.

by some guy March 4, 2005

Comedy Spliff

A large Spliff containing At least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. This needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down

"Thats not a spliff"
"yes it is"
"are you trying to be funny"

by Stanislaus May 30, 2004