Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

A word used to express a character in the Netflix movie "We Can Be Heroes" spraying her diarrhoea everywhere with her liquid controlling powers

im going to Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

by skydaddymb12 August 12, 2021

Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021

Splat

When a corgi lays flat on it's back and turns sideways.

My corgi is on splat mode!

by corgi2041 December 27, 2016

splat

idk it means splat

“Dude the ballon looked like a splat”

by moicah April 23, 2020

Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024