Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON May 05, 2018

Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

A word used to express a character in the Netflix movie "We Can Be Heroes" spraying her diarrhoea everywhere with her liquid controlling powers

im going to Guppy Diarrhoea Splat

by skydaddymb12 August 12, 2021

Splat dugging

The act of getting a heterosexual veteran of a trench war to remember having gay relations with a war buddy

Yo, Im about to go splat dugging Justin's grandpa, wanna come?

by Gorper1275 February 04, 2025

Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021

Splat

When a corgi lays flat on it's back and turns sideways.

My corgi is on splat mode!

by corgi2041 December 27, 2016