speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

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the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.

Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.

by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010

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The Speedy Tenor

Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.

The Speedy Tenor bobbed the knob all night long.

by alex November 16, 2003

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Speedy

Usually a cringy kid that fucks cats as a hobby.

Did you see that guy? They say he's a speedy.

by Oh.hi.dudes. February 12, 2018

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Speedy creeker

An old person that walks suprisingly fast for their age.

“Grandma is turning 85 this year but she moved like shes 20 what a speedy creeker”

by TheBigOneInyourMom July 20, 2018

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TF Speedy

TF Speedy is a wellknown sniper on Xbox and very noticed on YouTube. He mostly plays CoD4,MW2, and MW3 and gets some nasty shots that most people can't get.

Hey did you see that killfeed TF Speedy just did it was crazy.

You can't be like TF Speedy he is waybetter then you.

by Chodebuster times 10 January 13, 2012

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