Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag

A Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag is a device used in some S&M scenes. A pronged steel cock-ring is inserted into a bottom's mouth and fastened with a leather strap. He's blindfolded and handcuffed and his mouth is now ready for use. After being given 300mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, Boy may be forced to wear a cock-cage, leather ball-stretcher and puppy-dog tail

Once, I went to a leather bath-house with Matt, and somebody drugged me and I passed out! When I woke up, several dudes fucked me through the Mouth-Wide-Open lip-spreader/mouth-gag they forced me to wear, and I heard Matt talking, he had fucked my mouth too because I recognized his dick-shape and cum-taste when he shot his load down my throat - I blew my wad through the cock-cage they had on me and they made me lick it up!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Super Spreader

A prostitute, gigolo, or overly promiscuous person during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Person 1: It appears that your mom may be a ho.
Person 2: That sucks... What has brought you to that conclusion?
Person 1: Because to everyone but you, she is known as the super spreader!

by CatPenis69 January 4, 2021

speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.

I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

spreader

One who engages in the distribution of semen over their own face after reception of a facial.

Don't kiss Adrian's face, he's a spreader!

by Justinian the great January 2, 2009

Speaker-jacked

When someone puts you on speakerphone without you knowing it; then you say something embarassing, or insulting about someone in the room.

Person with speakerphone: Hey whats up?
You: Nothin much, dont tell so and so i said this...
Person with speakerphone: you just did, your on speakerphone!
You: DUDE! you speaker-jacked me!

by Cuzimcool December 9, 2008

speaker war

1. One when is being annoying seeing if your speakers can drown them out.

2. When somebody insists on playing crappy musing seeing if you speakers can be louder then their speakers

My roomie insisted on playing country. I won the speaker war by blasting some good ol' Zeppelin

by hebrewhammr18 January 18, 2009

Speakerphone Warning

A courtesy notification given to the person on the other end of a telephone conversation alerting them to the fact that they are on speakerphone. This is done to prevent unintentionally offending someone within earshot of the speaker. Speakerphone warnings are especially tactful if someone that applies to one or more following traits may overhear the conversation: a minority, obese, a woman, management, your wife, an overly religious person, or a cop.

Bella: "Hello?"

Antonio: "Hey it's Tony, you're on speakerphone just so you know. My boss, Ernie, is in the office with me."

Bella: "Thanks for the speakerphone warning. Hi Ernie!"

by Boozy Springer March 16, 2013