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Spanky

A clown that does unspeakable things to children
"Have you heard of Spanky?" "Yeah, he molested my brother last week."
by DaveTim November 28, 2022
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Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe.
Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.
by SASLP September 24, 2022
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Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe
Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.
by SASLP September 24, 2022
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Slappy de spanky spree

Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.
"6ix9ine is on a slappy de spanky spree"
"I lost it and now I'm on a slappy de spanky spree"
by Skilastic April 2, 2022
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Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.
by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
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Spanky

A short person with massive balls with no bitches that masturbates excessively
My cousin Jackson beats his cock 24/7 but still gets no bitchez , Damn spanky
by Daniel_Bear February 24, 2022
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Spanky

Verbal or physical conduct that induces an impression of incongruity and eccentricity.
His spanky remarks during the meeting made everyone chuckle and feel a bit awkward, but they appreciated his quirky sense of humor.
by Magestia August 20, 2024
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