golden sombrero

the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi

yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.

what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Sombrero moment

Whenever someone makes a joke that they say "is really funny" before they tell it, and it really isn't funny so there is a big long drawn out silence while everyone stares at the kid wondering what the fuck he was thinking when he told it. Derived from the expression: "The only thing that could've made that funny was if you were wearing a sombrero".

Kid #1: Oh my god, this is so funny! I went to the store, and an old lady rung me up, and then asked me for my drivers license! haha!
Kid #2: Sombrero moment, dude.

by Dark Horse Pony Dude February 28, 2009

Russian Sombrero

A sex act a woman(usually) lies with her legs in the air. An umbrella with a small hole cut at the very tip is then placed inside the rectum. The umbrella is opened and vodka is poured into the umbrella and funnelled into the rectal cavity to invoke sexual pleasure.

Just like "2 Girls 1 Cup", the "Russian Sombrero" is fast becoming a disgusting internet phenomenon.

by Ryan Fitspatrick May 9, 2008

SOMB

Suck On My Balls. usually used in an dominance term. Either angrily or after a competition. usually said after beating someone by a large amount in a video game.

"player 1" oh yeah i beet you again at Mario kart
"player 2" like i care
"player 1" SOMB *does a random dance while waving hands round his crotch*

As demontrated in pure pwnage episode 10

by Michael (Mullet) Emmett May 25, 2006

sombrero

alcohol of any type
-liquor
-beer
-etc.

originated in the MP aka "the point"

"Ayo cornerpocket the sombrero man, 5-0 comin'"
-meaning to hide the alcohol

by $aint January 17, 2008

somus

a total dipshit who eats penis for money to feed his cs addiction

somus eats cock

by nubitron August 12, 2003

SomeSteven

some steven is an aboslute social reject. the most baller pantom forces youtuber there has ever been. he gets no women only no recoil setups

have you seen the new SomeSteven no recoil setup

by Swagger_vv August 14, 2021