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Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set
Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album
by RustyLi July 31, 2018
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Anti-Socialist Behavior

Scorning Bernie for his 'socialist' ideas, then cheering Trump for promising to write everyone a check.
How dare they criticize her anti-socialist behavior?! Bernie wanted to give everyone free healthcare! Because he is Communist! Donald the self-made millionaire is going to send every American some free money, which they can spend any way they want, on beer and bullets, keeping the government out of everyone's life!
by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2020
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religious socialist

Someone who mixes up the lyrics of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' with the IWW anthem
"For the Union makes us strong! Glory, Glory, hallelujah- Damn it!"
"Religious Socialists"
by AASoutherner March 23, 2021
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NYC Socialist

A person, who typically lives in a penthouse in New York City, who advocates for socialist reforms despite being a member of the top 10%
That Hasan piker dude is the textbook definition of a NYC socialist
by TheentireStateofNewYork November 20, 2021
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Aristocratic socialist

sanctmonious prig
Anyone that calls themselves an Aristocratic socialist is really calling themselves a sanctmonious prig
by Harry on Twitter April 26, 2023
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Bally socialist

A rich person trying to seem poorer than they are by sending their kids to a public school and then boast about how rich they are.
PERSON 1: Look at that kid, he looks so rich
PERSON 2: Must be a Bally socialist.
by thejpt March 8, 2023
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democratic socialist

see also; champagne socialist, oxymoron, left wing populism

democratic socialist; somebody who is a left wing populist.

if you don't want to read all of this, here's your definition in simple terms; a childlike, imaginary world of how society should work.

a person, usually of upper middle class or upper class who subscribes to the idea of a classless society in which all are equal. in other words, they wish establish a welfare state. these people typically discuss a "revolution" with such cult-like behavior, that you could easily compare it to christians awaiting the rapture.

the majority of democratic socialists support Palestine, Ukraine, and the Scandinavian welfare model.

prominent (D)emocratic socialists include Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), Hasan Piker, etc.

the use of the word "democratic" means the interests of the Democratic Party (USA), and has always meant that. socialism inherently involves interventionism (soft term for authoritarianism), so the use of democratic is to simply attract more supporters, usually liberals who keep lying to themselves that they're not authoritarian.

oh, and don't EVEN get me started on that dumbfuck Hasan.

tl;dr, socialists who want to pretend to be libertarian.
Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "Hi!!! I'm a Democratic Socialist, the wealth inequality in the US is INSANE! This is why we must raise the minimum wage, tax the rich, fund our schools and provide universal healthcare!"

Bobby, (inhabitant of Knoxville): "so Emily, how would you pay for all of that?"

Emily, (inhabitant of Pittsburgh): "SHUT UP YOU REACTIONARY!!! #BLM #ACAB #EatTheRich"
by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 8, 2024
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