Snarf

When a person sticks their hand down their pants and grabs ahold of their sweaty ball sack and then shakes someone's hand. Usually done to an enemy of said person.

Ol' Johnny couldn't find a rock, so he decided to snarf the bastard instead.

by ProfessorBanana May 29, 2005

Snarf

yea he was the nursemaid on thundara...but snarf could literally mean anything

" Where the snarf is he at???"

"You got any snarfy snarf" in this case it means marijuana

"Lets go...Snarf it up"

by Jon Dizle January 15, 2009

Snarf

A person who sits in a bathtub full of water, farts and bites the bubbles.

My best friend is a Snarf!

by F8TL70725 October 19, 2011

Snarf

When you grow a penis instead of a nose

Mrs. Ericka Nichol's snarf giggled as she blew her nose(penis)

by E.T.P May 12, 2009

Snarf

Acrynonm for love = Subsitute Nomanclature About Romantic Feeling = SNARF

I snarf you to pieces.

by Paul and Jess December 28, 2005

Snarf

The nick-name of a man I live with. It was chosen because of its non-sensical meaning and because of its overall connotation of goofiness

Hey, snarf what's going on?

Snarf: Do you want to play with my PSP or see my big pipe?

No thanks, maybe later... but probably not.

by Fuzzy buns Mcgee May 9, 2005

Snarf

To loudly sniff ones (generally a females) cleavage.

Dude, he snarfed her hard.

by henrii222 September 4, 2011