A sneaky short guy that keeps his height a secret until it is ultimately revealed upon an in-person encounter
G: hey sis, how did it go with that hot dude you met up with from Tinder?
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
J: Total bust...he was a Smidge and had to awkwardly direct the convo downward and see him gawk at my boobs all night. My neck hurts now .
by Great Clementini October 14, 2015
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by Paublo December 5, 2007
Get the Smiddy mug.an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.
by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012
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Get the swidizzle mug.A wormy or lipless arrogance. Smarmy, anxious verbosity. A statement offering no clarity designed to evade and avoid accountability at all costs. Most often employed and associated with small town politics. Accompanied in many cases by an ever present ass sweat.
1. Don't you be swiddy with me.
2. His swiddy comment summed him up perfectly. "That's the way we do business, and once again, that's the way we will continue to do business."
2. His swiddy comment summed him up perfectly. "That's the way we do business, and once again, that's the way we will continue to do business."
by Transparency November 18, 2011
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