Smooches

To smile and blow a kiss towards a person who's livid with you just to get them even more mad. Because you don't have time for that!
Saying F*** YOU in a nice way.

Shrug it off and walk away... SMOOCHES!💋

by Brash85 April 21, 2021

smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...

Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.

by TpaShocker April 13, 2013

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Homie Smooch

Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes

Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now

by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024

Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !

by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025