First-known documented scale by an Eastern Bloc author (Nichita Smochină of Moldavia) created for men and women courting one another to rate flirting and kissing on a scale of 1 to 9 (Communist belief did not allow for a 10). The original scale was published in 1930 by Smochină's in the anthology, Cunoștințe Utile ("Useful Knowledge").
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
As the story goes, Smochină was in Paris at the time, and met a young woman who simply could not flirt or kiss. When he tried to explain to his friends how poorly this woman communicated and later smooched, there was simply no language for explaining this problem. That night, Smochină created the famous Smochină Smooch Scale in one draft. Many say he was divinely inspired.
The rating for #1 took off and gained quite a bit of fame internationally. In its original form, it was "Ăsta se sărută ca o sardină rece de la Marea Neagră" (This one kisses like a cold sardine from the Black Sea.) By the time is was used in speakeasies in Chicago, it had been notably shortened to "Ca un peşte rece" (Like a cold fish).
by TexasJewBoy September 27, 2024
Get the Smochină Smooch Scalemug. by VSmooch February 5, 2018
Get the smooch facemug. I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !
by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025
Get the Chocolate smoochmug. The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.
“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”
by hbot47 November 10, 2019
Get the cooch smoochmug. by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024
Get the Ground Smoochmug. An intense sexual act consisting of two men touching penises tip-to-tip - something akin to penis french kissing - where one ejaculates into the other's penis, resulting in an intimate sharing of sexual fluids.
Will and Vegeta would sneak off into the woods and make out in secret. During especially intense sessions, it often result in them SSJ Smooching. It was beautiful
by SSJSmoochum April 14, 2025
Get the SSJ Smoochingmug.