Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018

Slurp ahh

When a very attractive person walks by you might hear someone *slurp then go ahhh* It's of sexual nature, baisically meaning let's get it on.

Becky: "Wow, that new kid is so hot!"
Tina: "OMG, I know!"

Becky: *slurp ahh*

by ThatBlondeable May 18, 2011

Slurp Juice

One of countless terms for purple drank.

Sipped a big gulp slurp juice earlier, now I feel like I want to throw up.

by El ritardo July 19, 2018

Pod Slurping

Have a woman generate a large amount of saliva and spit it on your balls. Then have her suck up or “slurp” all of the spit.
To be a true pod slurp, she has to make some nice slurping sounds as she is sucking the spit off of your balls.

Cheri is the queen of pod slurping. She never runs out of spit.

by Jimmy Keys December 24, 2008

beef slurp

The practice of stretching a thin slice of beef lunchmeat over your mouth and inhaling violently.

It is paramount to maintain proper suction to preform the proper beef slurp

by kippppppp June 29, 2016

sloppy slurp

When you blow a guy so hard he ejaculates somewhat like a fire hydrant causing her to fall backwards

I gave this guy the best sloppy slurp of his life last night, I swear I fell back 4 feet!

by Bigballer34 February 18, 2018

force slurp

Force slurp. Force slurping a pee pee.

Yo dude that guy is making me force slurp his penis

by Azoozi July 3, 2023