sloppy aardvark

During 69, a woman's nose penetrates a man's anus causing an involuntary bowel release.

She took me all the way down, but when her nose touched my asshole I gave her a sloppy aardvark.

by MoparPogue September 8, 2013

Sloppy Toe

The wet version of a Camel Toe. Sloppy Toe's are most appealing when worn with light pink or yellow cotton panties. Varying levels of dampness can be achieved through intensive aerobics, vigourous dance and/or vaginal discharge.

Every Sloppy Toe has it's own unique aroma but generally, it is a musky floral odour which, like a fine wine, gets better with age.

After the 20 mile marathon, I was making out with Rosie behind the 7-11. She was burning up and started to peel off her spandex (slowly) to air out her Camel Toe. Musch to our surprise, she was actually sporting a Sloppy Toe. Her panties were soaked with sweat, causing them to take on a transparent appearance. It looked nice but I didn't achieve an erection until the wind changed direction and I caught a whiff of her mildew.

by Ja B. September 2, 2008

Sloppy slurper

The intense process of performing fellatio.

Barry demonstrated that he is quite the sloppy slurper when giving that deep throat.

by Dictionarypages May 17, 2015

Sloppy Cheesecake

A sloppy cheesecake is when a guy who’s so fat his penis is inverted gets fucked in his inverted dick nub. Then the guy who’s fucking him pulls out and cums in between his legs where his nut cheese grows. After letting the nut and cheese sit and soak into each other he scrapes his dick in the nut-cheese mix and the fat guy sucks it off

“Hey did you hear that Jimmy gave Ethan a sloppy cheesecake”
“That’s fucking disgusting man.”

by Blinker fluid October 10, 2018

sloppy rory

A sloppy rory is a programming error involving a for-loop in which an array variable is re-defined at the beginning of the loop, hence creating an always-empty array at the end of the loop

A: This code doesn't work. It says array length == 1, but it's supposed to be 10!
B: Dude, you've done a sloppy rory, you re-define it at every step!

by stefano12893198 September 19, 2018

Sloppy Butcher

A Sloppy Butcher is a sex position in which a guy is eating out a girl while she’s on her period.

Did you hear how frank gave his girlfriend a Sloppy Butcher last week.

by adamhello May 31, 2018

Sloppy notebook

When you find your girlfriend’s diary, blow your load on a page, and then proceed to hit her in the face with it when she asks you what you’re doing with her diary

Friend1: how was last night?
Friend 2: I got bored and found my girls diary. Read a few pages, and then she walked in....I gave her a sloppy notebook.

by Jimjim26 March 9, 2018