Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.
I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!
by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005
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a bra.
Jed: Jimbo u need a upper topper flopper stopper cause u got man boobs like a mofo.
Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.
Jimbo: I was thinking of getting breast reduction thank you very much.
by insaniak988 July 26, 2010
Get the upper topper flopper stopper mug.The act of a female sitting on a mans face while other is sleeping. (The female must be fully nude) Shoves the persons nose in her vagina. Slaps him in the face and vagina farts as he wakes up. Grabbing his testicles so he cant move she poops all over his face.
by Mabe567 July 3, 2009
Get the Alabama Breath Stopper mug.A law enforcement program where you give anonymous tips and if an arrest is made you can make some cash. Some drug dealers use it to get rid of competition so they can make all the sales.
Johnny was tired of his friends making all the money selling drugs, so he called crime stoppers and got them all arrested. Then he buy all the crack and sold that shit like there was no tomorrow.
by LocAssNigga June 19, 2010
Get the Crime Stoppers mug.The stopperage is a sex position. The woman lies on her back with a cushion beneath her buttocks, and the man kneels or lies on top of her while pressing her thighs against her chest. The vagina will be tighter and the cervix will be pushed forward, so the penis presses against the cervix when thrusting.
by Killer Mike May 18, 2006
Get the stopperage mug.when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up
I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush
by Lizbeth77 June 12, 2008
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