Skip Licker

A skip licker is a person of below average intelligence and bodily hygiene. Possible traits of a skip licker is greasiness of the hair and a munted face.

She licks skips the skip licker.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

skip you!

Popularized by Miss Lisa Marie. A much weaker version of "fuck you".

I am SO a good tap dancer, skip you!!!

by James Brown August 24, 2003

Skip the Fluff

1) Skipping certain parts of a musical composition, esp. long intros, gay bridges, or pretentious outros.
2) Skipping the crappy songs on an album/playlist to get to the better ones.

*Two guys listening to My Curse by Killswitch Engage*
Guy One: *Starts song*
Guy Two: Skip the fluff, please.
Guy One: What? I love Killswitch.
Guy Two: Ive heard this song way to many times, and Im really starting to get tired of the intro. Skip it, you fanboy whore.

by MatchEaterJack May 25, 2008

skip school

Skipping school is a day no one goes to school and stays home to have a party

Person 1: see you at the party
Person2: what party
Person1:it’s skip school day
Person 2: see you there

by Noschoollover October 29, 2019

Skip-gasm

Hi - I'm Skip, Conner Ellis Falcon, and a Skip-gasm is the cumgasm I have when I engage in sex with other cadets.

Matt, my cadet roomie, enjoys sticking his dick in my mouth or boy-hole and giving me Skip-gasms while he has a Matt-gasm in my mouth or boy-hole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

skip the ship

Coined in Honolulu, HI; to have a relationship without the "ship;" to physically relate to someone (or something).

Hey girl, how about we skip the ship?

by Veniple December 15, 2009

Skip Bayless

The only man on television with the brains to believe in the Detroit Lions int the 2007-2008 season.

Skip Bayless often argues with detroit news writer Rob Parker about the Lions. Parker and Free Press author Drew Sharp refuse to admit how awesome the Leos are.

by Rahonavis November 29, 2007