table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere

Man after sex we where table slapping

by That512life February 9, 2015

Vaggy slapping

Repeated slapping of the vagina

I gave Bertha a good old vaggy slapping yesterday

by mike_ss February 12, 2007

ass slapping

The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol

I was ass slapping him so hard last night my legs hurt!

by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008

slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

Skipping out on a tab

when you buy a drink at the bar where they know you and you have no cash at the time, you get them to put it on your account (tab). If you leave the area or disappear without paying that account, you are skipping out on a bar tab

You're in a bar:
-hey man... can I get some drink... I'll pay you later..
-sure... here..
Then you take a few drinks and take off.... and just disappear...
and that's called "Skipping out on a tab"...

by TMP3 December 7, 2010