Simp

Rishi

Oh you can’t play fifa with the boys, you’re such a simp.

by Angad Jaspal March 24, 2020

simp

a simp is someone who will do anything for a girlfriend

#simpsunited

by Brixboy April 23, 2021

Simp

A man who puts hoes before bros, would do anything for some pussy but never gets past a handy. You have definitely seen a simp in action.

yooo, ethan baird is simping hard as right now bro

by SimpGANG April 13, 2020

Simp

Its historically short for "Simpleton." Ironically, its now used by bandwagon-hopping Simpletons that regurgitate what some dumb ass rapper thought it meant at the time (because he wasn't too bright i.e. he was a simpleton).

Now, for some reason, it refers to a person who is overly desperate towards a certain woman. Probably because Simp rhymes with Pimp and the Simpleton who got this trend started needed a word that rhymed with a pimp that is the opposite of a pimp. Kinda funny and ironic when you think about it

Mumble-Rap loving Simpleton: "Lil Baby Boi just dropped his new single: 'I'm a Real Pimp, N*gga!'"

Someone who has working Ear drums: "What a Simp."

by Fuckhead#1 March 6, 2022

Simp

Someone named Hapi Ogilla

Hapi doesn’t come around anymore, he’s such a simp

by pussyslayer115 September 9, 2020

Simp

Not Morgana

Ann: sup simp cat
Morgana: i aint no simp

by SimpProclaimer May 17, 2020

Simp

(before 2020)

S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.

In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.

So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.

by maple17 August 17, 2020