National kiss a softball player day

Where a boy kisses a softball player

Look dude josh is going to the the her on national kiss a softball player day

by Daddyy101 October 22, 2019

Wtm? Softbbp?

What's the matter? Scared of the big bad penis?

"babe, Wtm? Softbbp?"
"what do you mean?"
"What's the matter? scared of the big bad penis?"

by The D-nosaur May 15, 2017

softball large

A girl with a large frame who is thick around the middle.
She's not fat and flabby. She looks athletic but not slim.

"That girl isn't fat, she's softball large"

by Z Dubs May 24, 2006

softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)

"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"

by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008

softbian

When two girls are very close, ie. they touch each other alot when speaking and link arms when walking. It's a softcore lesbian but that does not mean that she is necisarily homosexual.

Look at those two girls linking arms, they are such softbians.

by Alison March 10, 2005

softball mom

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.

That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!

by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014