Shrinkitsity (n)
1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
Please note:
This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.
1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
Please note:
This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.
1. "Mom, I told you not to use Cascade on my sweater; Now I've got some shrinkitsity."
2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."
3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."
2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."
3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."
by Jackson O'Brasky November 7, 2007
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In life things become smaller / shrink. A typical consequence is these things become wrinkly... This saddens me. Examples:
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree
My Penis
Grapes
Plumbs
Leaves on a tree
At fifty something My Penis is Apparently more Shrinkly than ever. 😞 the center inch needs to be removed. ( guys know what I'm talking about)😢
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Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
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