Spectator Shoes

Two tone dress shoes from the 1920's-1950's. Usually black and white or brown and white. Resemble current bowling shoes and some golf shoes.

Nice Spectators!
Ya dig? I got 'em from the 5 & Dime!

by Eric R. April 24, 2005

Duck Shoes

When someone is walking, you make fart noises with your hands to the rhythm of their foot steps

Little did she know, the old woman was wearing duck shoes.

by Sethxy September 26, 2009

christ on a shoestring

An exclamation similar to "Jesus Fucking Christ" with the added sentiment of getting on one's last nerve, i.e., hanging by a shoestring. Best said when one is completely baffled.

"Christ on a shoestring, I have no idea what a guy wants. First date #1 wants to have sex, #2 wants a goodnight kiss, #3 thinks I'm too physically aggressive if I give him a hug and a kiss on the cheek to say goodnight. I might as well just become a lesbian."

by CathyM June 23, 2008

goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

by Ellae April 29, 2011

CFM Shoes

Very high stiletto heels; come fuck me shoes

Ruta and Coco wanted to go out and get some business with their well heeled Viagra clientele , so they strapped on their CFM shoes with the rhinestones

by JoJoh October 23, 2006

I like your shoes

The biggest indicator of whether or not a girl truly likes someone

A girl saying “I like your shoes” is the fastest way to fuck city

by Dubiks December 23, 2018