screen shopping

Shopping on the internet without the intention of purchasing items.

Term used for "window shopping" on the internet.

Person A: What ya doing?
Person B: I'm just screen shopping on eBay.

by Jenny J July 10, 2004

scooping the chili

having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl

250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili

by el devil July 28, 2009

Shopping minute

Unit of time used by a woman when she calls for "just a minute". A shopping minute is significantly longer than a regular minute, though, to date, the exact duration is still unknown by the whole male population.

Similar in many regards to the dick inch measurement unit.

W : Honey, it will be just a minute.
M : Yeah, sure. A shopping minute, I guess !?

by Bluesbuster7 September 8, 2010

shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015

Shmooping

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)

Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar

by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shopping Ting

a nickname for Leicester City attacking midfielder James Maddison, in reference to the caption from his Instagram post on September 6th, 2020.

left-footed cross from Barnes into the box... and IT'S SHOPPING TING WITH A HEADER INTO THE TOP LEFT CORNER!!!!!

shopping ting with the ball in the attacking third... manufactures a lovely pass to Vardy and HE SENDS IT INTO THE NET!!!!! 3-0

by 99 Oreos June 9, 2021

Man Shopping Spree

Going to a store knowing exactly what you need and leaving in preferably less then 20 minutes. The lower the time the better. Multiple items can be bought in a man shopping spree.

Friend 1- "Hey man wana hang out?"
Friend 2- "Dude call me later im going on a Man Shopping Spree"
Friend 1- "What are you getting"
Friend 2- "Call of Duty."
Friend 1-"Ok call me in like 20 then and well Bro"

by Horndog827 February 4, 2010