Schoomer

A person who thinks they are funny and witty when they are not. Making over used and bad jokes.

Bruv that that guy is such a Schoomer.

by Grack n Crack November 29, 2019

Vince Shlome

The act of beating and getting beaten by your hooker prostitute

My hooker and I had a minor discrepancy on her pricing and a Vince Shlome of a night it became.

by sirdouglas May 7, 2009

scoomer

A Person of very poor personal hygiene

Good lord you really stink you dirty scoomer

by Richard Trump September 28, 2005

scoomp

whore,slut girl that fucks a lot with different guys.

yo where the scoomps at?

by jhay June 14, 2008

Shom

When you shit and vomit at the same time

"Did you hear about Nancy? She shommed everywhere!"

by Bann1ster January 8, 2019

Shom

An abbreviated version of shouting shame at someone

Liam: Just dropped my my pie in this dirt
Andrew: SHOM!

by YodiLads February 18, 2009

shlomofugly

the ugliest person around

that person was so ugly, they are Shlomofugly

by brett calvin September 20, 2006