shaved clam

*****A Shaved Pussy*****

Your girlfriend has a shaved clam

by Your Neighbor January 5, 2006

shave the bug

to shave the pussy. making reference to shaving the hair around the vagina.

dude, we were drinking some beers and she jumped in the shower and let me watch her shave the bug

I dont go down on any chick that does not shave the bug

by b. hanback February 17, 2008

No Shave November

To not partake in the use of a razor for the entire month of November.

This month has the effect of categorizing men, most of whom will have a girlfriend who disapproves and will counter by offering "No Sex November" as well. The pussies will cave within the first week and shave. The candidates will go the whole month without shaving. But the real men among us will not only not shave but will have sex anyway, once again proving the theory that women are always wrong.

Average douchebag guido chump: I was participating in No Shave November, but my ol' lady wouldn't give me any so I had to shave.

Moderately manly man: That's fucking weak. I went the whole month. Suck it up!

Fucking Viking: Hahaha, you two are a bunch of pussies. I couldn't even keep the bitches off of me this month, because I am a fucking Viking! Ha, ha.

by General Septem October 6, 2009

Shavell

A very loving mom. Do not mess with her kids because she will kill a person to protect her kids. She is very fun to hang out with she has a very good and protective personality. You can trust her with anything as long as you don't betray her. She is strong mentally and physically. She will make you feel like you are the most important person in the word. She is a very smart girl when it comes to ELA topics. She is very loving and kind.

I would never let shavell go out of your reach

by Triston2673827 November 11, 2018

sack shaver

a severley gay male who shaves his testicular area to impress other men. These males are normally ginger and sometimes even shave their chest hair if they're after more than just a shandy.

Rob: 'hey man, i just shaved my sack'
Mike 'you are such a sack shaver....and severley gay!!'

by sarssy July 16, 2011

shavecation

A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.

Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"

Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"

by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011

sympathy shave

Shaving your head because a friend is in cancer chemotherapy and loses her hair.

What a nice picture. I'm happy your friends care enough about you to get sympathy shaves.

by big tim 1949 October 1, 2009