3 definitions by big tim 1949
Sudden, spontaneous, copious clearing of a stuffed up nose, often with embarrassing results, especially when it occurs in public with no tissue or other aid nearby. Snotgasms often lead to huge bouts of sneezing. Ironically, many people also experience much sneezing after other sorts of gasms as well.
Emily was just about to read the Old Testament lesson at early service when she had a huge snotgasm and ended up sneezing all over the Bible.
by big tim 1949 January 5, 2010
by big tim 1949 October 1, 2009
In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.
"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."
by big tim 1949 May 20, 2009