Shakespearing

Verb
tense, shakespeared, shakespearing, to shakespeare
1. To create a word

2. To make a verb from a noun.

My friend told me that I can't just make up words so I shakespeared shakespearing.

by TheAngryCelt September 7, 2014

shakespearish

When you are in conversation try to sound cool by using what you think is Shakespearean language, but it doesn't quite make the cut. The end result usually makes you wish you had never attempted the feat in the first place.

Joe: I daresay thou mustn't insult me as such!
Steve: You're talking Shakespearish Joe.
Joe: Damn it!

by Mostly_Confused January 21, 2017

Shakespeare

Something your English teacher forced you to learn about

Brush, Shakespeares like 500 years old, why do we need to earn about him???

by ipunnorg May 25, 2021

Shit Shakes

When you have to take a shit so bad, you start breaking out in a cold sweat. This results in shivering and a generally uncomfortable feeling.

Person 1: Yo how's Jerry doin'?"
Person 2: "Aw, dayum he's got the Shit Shakes."

by Netflix and Grill March 21, 2016

Shakespeare

Really old guy with a whole crap-load of plays that he may or may not have actually written. Some of his stuff is good, some not so good, but all of it over-analysized by english teachers around the globe. Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies.

What was Shakespeare thinking when he wrote "Romeo and Juliet"?

by zombie_fools April 10, 2008

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009

the shakes

Uncontrollable torso shivers. Usually caused by some disturbing thought, visual, or sound. However, may occasionally be induced at random for what seems to be no reason whatsoever.

"Goddamn, I just got the shakes!"

by Nick Crawford December 9, 2007