shore duty problems

The US Navy's version of white girl problems. A shore duty problem is only a problem because you work in an office building at a slack-ass fleet support job, and life is good. Shore duty problems are commonly experienced by sailors who have not been assigned to a ship in a long time, and consequently have their threshold for flipping their shit grossly miscalibrated. Those who have spent some time on sea duty know what actual problems are, and are much less likely to go ape-shit over such trivial annoyances.

Shore duty problems may include:

-"Powerpoint froze before I saved my work and now I have to reopen it and spend 10 minutes entering this data all over again! AAAAAAAGH! I'm going to bludgeon everyone in this fucking office to death with my three-hole punch!"
-"We're not allowed to watch YouTube videos at work anymore?! GRRRAAAAGH! This is worse than being raped in the mouth! I'm going to break my keyboard in half and then strangle your children with my mouse cord!"

In comparison to common sea duty problems, which are actually worth freaking out over:
-"Toxic hydrogen sulfide gas is leaking into my berthing."
-"The sewage system is broken and I am covered in liquified human excrement while trying to fix it."
-"I am literally on fire/being electrocuted/getting shot at by Somali pirates right now."

by onshoreduty November 1, 2011

North Shore Weekend Warrior

Straight, 9-5 working male, living in Chicago, taking full advantage of the train's budget weekend pass and riding up to the North Shore to walk the quaint "downtown" streets while dressed to the nines in drag. Aka, weekend rail rider.

The new guy, from accounting, Dude's a total North Shore Weekend Warrior! On the weekends, he takes the train from the city up north to the 'burbs to strut his stuff in drag.

by Otis Martin June 20, 2011

Slorek

Used to describe a person who is more than a slut, whore, and skank combined. Has sex with multiple partners on the same night and/or at the same time. Often uses alcohol as an excuse.

Sally: OMG! Did you see Amy getting fingered on the dancefloor by Billy and Matt? I think Dennis put his finger in her asshole!

Kiesha: No! but I saw her trying to molest Mark after he passed out.. What a slorek..

by k.sephia August 11, 2010

Schlore

Girl or Guy so disgusting in their general behavior that you just can't describe them
Can replace any funny adjective in a sentence such as queer, fuck, stupid, bitch, asshole. etc..... with a YOU ARE in front
Person that is a perfect mix of a Slut and a Whore = Schlore

You are such a Schlore = dirty person
You are such a Schlore = big fat liar

by DaveDubs23 February 4, 2010

Slore Cuvore

Slore- A mixture of slut and whore.

Cuvore- A mixture of cunt and whore.
Slore Cuvore- A micture of slut cunt whore and some more whore.
Slore Cuvore- Slut Whore Cunt Whore

Man that chick is such a Slore Cuvore. She is always hanging around guys making herself easy.

by AnonymousCunths June 28, 2010

sloreitch

the combination between a slut, whore, and bitch. A woman that cant keep cock out of her mouth, pussy, or ass. also a woman that is really annoying.

person 1: "Gosh damn, that chic wont quit asking for my dick."
person 2: "Yea, she's a sloreitch"

by swaggamastah April 25, 2011

Shore Rat

A person who lives in a small suburban neighborhood, yet loves to spend their entire summer at a cigarette-filled beach with green water. A shore rat usually owns or rents a small beach house. They also own a boat. They spend most of their time at the marina working on their boat, while discussing why their son is the best player on an 8-year old little league team. Every shore rat also talks with a recognizable jersey accent.

“Hey Dave, what you doing this weekend ?”
“Probably just going to hang down the shore with my cousins. Catch me at the marina!”

“Oh nice man, you must love the shore!” You’re such a shore rat!”

by Eyehsoen June 7, 2018