shlong shackle

Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''

I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant

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shlong clap

The clapping together of two very large willies

"Hey that dude's totally cool let's go talk to him and give him a shlong clap!"

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When you dunk your shlong into a mug of cold draft beer, and then immediately chug the entire contents.

Johnny and his buddies performed a group shlong chug at Mary's party. Mary was very entertained.

by werf December 12, 2007

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Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps

Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?

man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"

by Ami & Katie May 12, 2006

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a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt

a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid

mother fucker,... I slammed my cock in the toilet seat again and my cock is so swolen that i cant even stick it in my cows cunt

by bartow joe February 26, 2005

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A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
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“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

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Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.

by Stu Brooks December 09, 2004

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