spitless

euphemism for shitless, so you don't get in 'spit' for swearing.

A: I'm bored spitless
B: Me, too, let's fuck or something!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 22, 2008

shirtless tom

The most powerful image one can experience. Often considered by viewers to be that of legend and/or a euphoric experience.

Can we get a Shirtless Tom in the chat?

by Mr Badloss April 9, 2020

Shitless

The fact that someone ruined you're day.
and then you had a bad luck but u suddenly remember you don't give a shit abt it, so you slapped them and walked like nothin happened

" lesson learned be shitless "

by UNICORNlover200 February 22, 2022

shirtless with a cat

When somebody is posing and they look hot doing it

“He’s over there looking shirtless with a cat”

by Tableshower June 12, 2024

Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.

Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.

by Bill Beef August 9, 2025

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018

Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart

They was scared shitless they were constipated for months

by THE BEAR . Husband December 12, 2022