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Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym

1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle
1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"
by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012
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shooting up the club

When a male ejaculates inside a female unprotected and unintentionally.
I accidentally shot the club up with Allison last night. I'm used to shooting up the club. No shame in shooting up the club.
by yung dori February 8, 2015
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Angle Shoot

In poker, using unethical means to take advantage of inexperienced opponents.

Some examples of angle shooting:
- making a string bet in a home game
- rearranging your chips in a way that makes it look like you're going to bet
- getting ready to bet before it's your turn to stop action
- berating opponents to manipulate them
1. Antonio Esfandiari shoots all kinds of angles when trying to get a read on his opponent.

2. Players who always angle shoot aren't invited back to my home game.
by Windtell June 9, 2011
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shoot it up

When shooting the drug heroin into ones self through a needle into the arm!
by XPR April 2, 2004
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shooting trench

noun/verb- the act or action of having as many multiple and/or random homosexual male partners as one can in a given amount of time.
after a long night of dancing at the club, he found himself in the bathroom stall "shooting trench" for the fourth time that night.
by hagarthehorrible March 9, 2011
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Shootas

Your homies or your squad. They will pull up and pop at anybody you tell to.
“I got 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 shootas ready to gun ya down”
by moonmannotorious August 13, 2017
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family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.
Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.
by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013
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