Sloppy Seconds

The act of a man having sex with a woman of loose morals (see slut) immediately after she's had intercourse with another man.

Your mum coming home to your father and giving him sloppy seconds after she's been out with her lover.

by SpudlyMcGudly August 21, 2009

sloppy seconds

having sex with a friend's ex

I can't believe you're gonna takin sloppy seconds!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Fleshlight Seconds

Fleshlight Seconds is when you act as a cadet's Fleshlight Squire, and then fuck his Fleshlight yourself using his cum as lube, and have a Fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm in it and eat it afterward.

I love our (Matt & Skip) fleshlight seconds!

by USAF Cadet October 22, 2020

Seconds Girl

A girl that on first look is hot but once you take a second look your no so sure any more.

At the footy..
Wow she was hot.. uh wait nah seconds girl

by LAHNSTRAN November 23, 2009

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 1, 2011

30 seconds

A member of a 2000`s rap bad that only last 30 seconds in bed

Guy1: I totally pulled a Chase Clark on Emily last night!
Guy2: So you lasted about 30 seconds?
Guy1: Yup.

by Da Anhilata and braD December 23, 2013

Sloppy seconds byler

A name that some harassment obsessed milevens call bylers on Tumblr & Twitter even though it's sexualizing the children.

(Not all milevens are toxic like this btw)

The sloppy seconds byler anon is weirdly obsessed with us.

by Bylershippermiwi7 May 24, 2023