Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

Oil-seal

A circular, rubber lipped seal that fits snuggly onto a shaft, keeping oil inside a component for lubrication whilst the shaft rotates.

See how he smites the hammer atop the chisel and deftly taps the oil-seal into place in the hub.

by Penfold2 July 29, 2007

seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.

seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.

by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008

Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.

Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"

by fetishlover June 6, 2014

seal boy

A seal boy is someone who loves seals as their chubby children and minions.

Bob: “Did you hear about the seal boy, Hayden?”
Tom: “No, why?”
Bob: “Apparently, he’s a furry in denial. His fursona is a seal.”

by CornSnek October 15, 2019

duct seal

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.

Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!

by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018

Flex Seal

A hearty meal for Puro

Puro- gib flex seal

by Ikethefluff September 13, 2021