one-gun salute

An erection, especially in response to an attractive person.

When the blonde with the 36DD chest walked by his table, Bob was embarrassed he had given her the one-gun salute.

by A.V. December 18, 2003

scluf

-to fool somebody, mess with somebody

(also to get sclufy)

Yo, i sclufed that mug like he was milky of something yo.

by spoleze February 15, 2003

Scoutitus

When you've been up in the boonies to long that any peice of ass looks amazing to the eye. Most women from up north tend to be fat and thus make you have beer goggles without the beer.

note "fat chicks are good for practice anyways!"

Scout 1: man i wanna screw that girl over there
Scout 2: are you talking about that huge cow over there
Scout 1: yeah man i got scoutitus i could fuck sheep right now.

by MJLnum1 March 11, 2010

Sclathe

To relax and lie down in a floppy, informal way. To hang upside down

She was bored so she sclathed around the house all day.

by Eloise in New York August 23, 2011

saluting the general

(noun) An erect penis. Named because its similar to when an army man stands straight up to salute.

(verb) process of getting a hard

Erica walked by shaking her big old ass and Jeremy started saluting the general.

by Sing Swang Swunk April 14, 2014

scoutscout69

Very cool TikToker. deserves all of their followers.

“Do you follow scoutscout69 on Tiktok?” “No! but i’ll have a look at their profile!”

by whats_my_fandom_ September 1, 2021

noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.

"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."

by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007