schlock

annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt

that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock

by Robinrobby August 21, 2007

shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

schlock

a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper

"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks

by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016

Scrock

The area in between the shaft of the dick and the top of the scrotum.

Doctor, I have a rash on my Scrock.

by Scrock September 14, 2015

schlock

To overcharged a customer.

Did you schlock that szboon? He needed to be schlocked.

by Brad Lindon April 18, 2005

shlocky

a clever and lucky person,e.g. sheisty and lucky=shlocky

a devious punk tryna jack somone using a banana instead of a gun in their pocket, das real cleva and lucky

by Emanuel November 25, 2003

slock

A male slut also known as a slut with a cock.

That slock has five babies and four baby's mammas.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005