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schwag

1. Schwag is poorly cured or poorly treated marijuana. It has little, if anything, to do with potency of plant before harvest.

2. Brown, dark green compressed marijuana. Often compacted into bricks for ease of transport; sometimes compacted by steam roller and normally sun dried which lowers potency.
That mexi-brick is some dirt schwag
by PL January 15, 2005
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negative schwing

When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.
T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!
by G Lo September 21, 2004
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schwag problems

To have extreme trouble finding good weed when all you can find is schwag weed.
I cant find anything but dirt here, so i guess every one in this town has some serious schwag problems.
by Thomas kight January 23, 2008
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schwing schwong

A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.

The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.

Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."

"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"

"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*

"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010
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schwag

Low level THC weed. The shittiest kind o' weed.
Can't mix the kind with the schwag!
by SuperSonicX September 26, 2006
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schwingle

Happy, go-lucky penis.
Must be Christmas, look at my smiley schwingle!
by Mighty Large April 26, 2007
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Schwag King

A wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it's cool to sell large quantities of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.
I just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from Taylor, the schwag king, for $650. It seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.
by heddynugget$ May 19, 2009
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