High School Gym Class

1. Where fun and fitness go to die.

2. 58 minutes of pain

"today in high school gym class we will be exercising for the first time in three months, and you all will be running the mile"
"Tomorrow we will be viewing a power point of sexually transmitted diseases"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

Bellport High School

A shitty ass school in a mad broke town the best teacher there definitely mr bux and ms Smith can go shove a flamingo up her ass and ms roach head like judge Judy

Bellport High School sucks complete ass cheeks can’t even go on field trips

by Penisowner18394 November 21, 2018

Loveland High School

A horrible school full of white trash with middle aged moms named Karen that ask for the manager when their expired coupon isnt being accepted. They all think theyre so bad smoking a juul in the bathroom and getting caught by Buis. The lunch food is just a live chicken shoved in a blender with a bit of salt for seasoning. They still use TikTok and think theyre cool because they have 212 followers. Theyre all named Jack or Logan or some white shit like that and they sniff sharpies for fun. They print supreme stickers and put them on their shirts and think its hilarious. Nothing else exists except nike and lulu lemon. Their football team has scronny freshman that are 5"3' and weigh 124 pounds starting.

Jason: Yo where do you go to school?
Logan: Loveland High School.
Jason: Shit man that sucks

by StillAPeiceOfGarbage November 27, 2018

Ford Middle School

Ford Middle School is filled with thirsty hoes, and white boys who say the n word, ratchet bitches that think they the shit cause they have sum ass, and student athletes that think they the shit because they made the bb team but yet they made c team... but Mr.David Thic

I went to Ford Middle School it sucks

by allenuser42069 May 22, 2019

UMFS Charterhouse School

A shittiest alternative school in Richmond, that not only exploits traumatized children, but also exploits the teachers and therapist that work there. Well known for putting sexual predators and pedophiles in the same class room as sexually abused children.

I just raped my 2 year old sister. Now I get to go to UMFS Charterhouse school, where they will tell me I am a good boy, and I get to molest other kids in middle school.

by the dirtiest sanchez ever November 23, 2019

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

The New School

The university of adventurous spirits.

Person X: What are you doing after graduation?

TNS Alumna: I'm off to the green wilds of Rwanda to empower women, strengthen the economy, and study local cultural traditions.

Person X: Sweet! Where are you graduating from again?

TNS Alumna: The New School!

by AvenueABCs May 3, 2010