Schootbovenkant

Nederlands bastaardwoord voor 'laptop'

"Heb jij mijn schootbovenkant gezien?"
"Surfen kan je met je schootbovenkant."

by Tweetsornaut August 18, 2017

schooldom

also pronounced schooldumb every time in geometry class or any other class and you can't play around or use your phone and lunch is in three hours

ugh I have a severe case of schooldom

by i am bored, ehhhh September 18, 2017

schoolhorse

A schoolhorse is a girl who’s underage, often 13-17, that sleeps with guys, smokes, get drunk/drinks alcohol (vodka) and is a b*tch. They also have way too much makeup.

The word comes from the two words ”school” and ”hore” where they’re put together in a nicer way.

That girl is such a schoolhorse

by Joschiee November 12, 2017

schoolsky

Moist pizza eater

She is such a schoolsky lover

by Moistnesslover November 18, 2017

schoolhopper

Someone who switches schools year after year.

Person 1: Where did Sam go to school before he came here?
Person 2: Its more where he didn't go, he's a schoolhopper

by Trash6669 March 1, 2018

Schooliosis

A diagnosis which is common among students of schools or colleges. Can be caused by heavy bags or overworking the back on campus.

Guy 1: Bro my back hurts so much from this bag.

Guy2: Bro I think you have schooliosis.

by Nmitevmn September 20, 2019

Schoolioperosis

The disease that all of human kind must suffer in order to live in this here society.

School.

Imagine waking up everyday at 7:00 AM to then go to a location to which you will sit for several hours a day, are forced to learn about information that doesn't interest you in the slightest, to only then come back to your lovely home to sleep and repeat the process the very next day. Schoolioperosis be like that.

by Knaves January 24, 2020