Schmerbert

It is a person who is a schmuck and a pervert.

That guy is a total schmerbert.

by mattman1394 November 29, 2009

schmargun

person who is generally a douche bag doesnt know how to do much on his own but loves telling people what to do,extremely inconsiderate and will steal fom you while belittleing you if he owes he wont pay basically a rat bastard

guy 1: man ive been busting my ass for 2 weeks and when it was pay day that assclown russel made up an excuse to not pay he does this every pay day
guy2: what a schmargun ass nigga

by yeahyeahyeah1 June 23, 2010

Schmyron

All about dat mop salad. Eats lots of muff sauce and is derived from myron.

Like have you seen myron?......shit nigga called Schmyron.

by Schmyron December 22, 2010

Schmarfter

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013

scherry

Scherry is a Black cat with a firery Character. She likes to hurt Leon while he is feeding her snacks. she Is a bad girl!

Scherry steals food from Mika!

by DasCuteLischen January 10, 2017

Schmarkel

A combination of yelling, screaming, screeching, cackling, etc. often expressed buy a gang of young females of the high school persuasion, when they get in a group.

The girls schmarkeld when jaychief walked by with a kick me sign on his back.
The ladies schmarkeld when they saw the kid slip on a banana peel.

by Futbol10! October 17, 2017

Schmerb

One with poor self-awareness that they are indeed the joke—usually from behaving in a foolish, douchebaggerish way absent of any clue that they are a moment away from an invite as Guest of Honor for a dinner solely for schmucks tool strapper

Did you see Mike making that lame argument thinking he was clever? Whatta Schmerb!

by Daisy4853 January 31, 2020