Schman

A person of unknown sex but assumed to be a bit of both genders.

God damn! is that a man or a woman?!...no its a SCHMAN!

by Hentai God June 25, 2003

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

Schenectady

A town in New York state where there is an excess of wiggers, gangsters, and corrupt police. Many residents of Schenectady dislike the people of Niskyuna, as they are a bunch of spoiled whores. It is commonly thought that if you walk into Schenectady, you will be immediately shot and/or stabbed. Many people who are not from this area have trouble pronouncing Schenectady.

"Person 1: Hey wanna go to Schenectady?
Person 2: What are you crazy!? We'll get shot!"

by jcad February 1, 2009

schmea

Can be used to replace any noun or verb.
Can be used as a secret code word, or to disguise curse words from children.

lets just mosy on down schmea.

Ay mang, you got any schmea.

Go to your room or I'm gonna whoop your little schmea

by Jeff Poulin October 17, 2006

Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.

The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."

by VM2008 February 11, 2008

schenanigans

Fun and cheeky pranks which usually end up with no repercussions because everyone (even the victim) ends up laughing

Officer Ramathorn: Our schenanigans are fun and cheeky. His schenanigans are cruel and evil. Which really doesn't make them schenanigans.

Officer Womack(with leprechaun accent): Evil schenanigans!

Captain O'Hagan: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO SAYS SCHENANIGANS!

by Taunton275 September 26, 2010

Schmeat

Schmeat is the result of the marriage between the German Surname SCHMITT and the English word MEAT. It is a dick joke of Western Pennsylvanian origins, though its usage has flourished in recent years, especially among the Asian-American motion graphics animator population. In fact, its usage as a euphemism has become antiquated and archaic. Schmeat has actually evolved in to one of those rare catch all words on par with "fuck". Its versatility makes it the appropriate substitute for almost any part of speech.

"I'm gonna take a Schmeat!"

"Uh....Schmeat!"

"Schmeat!!!!"

by TheRealSchmeat January 8, 2009