Schmandkegel

German weak swear word. No defined meaning.

My mother called me a Schmandkegel today, she went easy on me!

by Lixdark August 21, 2019

Schmandig

When something is very good.

This idea is very schmandig

by Puzzlekönig November 23, 2019

schmando

A bloody legend.

Have you met Schmando? She’s a bloody legend.

by universalenergy November 23, 2021

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

schmant

v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of Africa and Alabama)

n, schmant: someone who schmants

I can't believe that guy just schmanted that entire buffalo in two minutes!

by haNd1287 April 21, 2004

schmadiculous

Like ridiculous but EIGHT TIMES WORSE

Yasmin is schmadiculous.

by Iamarealpersonsubmittingthis July 4, 2008

schmauder

A boy or girl who used to be unpopular but then became popular.

"Ohh your hangin with Elyssa?? That girl is such a schmauder"

by Pbunk1234 April 7, 2010