schlombadingerlingini

A penis which is so long it gets dragged across the ground when you walk and is too girthy to fit in your mouth.

That schlombadingerlingini could strangle me

by IncaMaca November 21, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schleped

When you try to help someone, expose wrongdoing, or do something for their benefit, but instead they turn against you, get you banned, or take legal action.

I tried to warn the server about the scammers, but now I’ve been schleped—can’t believe they sued me after I was just helping.

by TripinAtWork August 15, 2025

Schlopenhimer nigger dick

It means can u stroke it 10x faster with maximum speed as u 360 no scope you on call of duty as u stroke my shit to hentai

Can you pass me the Schlopenhimer nigger dick

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

zumborailop schlompa

zumborailop schlompa! you did a well shot
just say it meanless. like sims characters arguing each other.

gamerchumbo: heyya how'r ya?
me: good bro.
me: zumborailop schlompa.

by dingochumba July 14, 2022

Corona-Schlamper

someone who doesn't care about the deadly virus und risked the life of 8 Mio people and helps spreading the virus, by not accepting and not following the corona rules.

Same goes for Corona-Spasti.

there is no sexual content. the main word here is corona.

Sie repräsentierte sich als Corona-Schlamper und zeigte ihre Unzufridenheit, vom letzten Arier ignoriert zu werden, mit immensen Psychose-Anfällen, dass heute noch dem letzten Arier der Schädel brummt.

by coolcommand2 August 19, 2023