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On Safari

1. Meaning anything or anyone who is ready.
2. Doing Good or great at something.
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I AM ON SAFARI RIGHT NOW.

He is driving on safari
by Zombrex February 16, 2009
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satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.
Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro
by asshole 74 April 14, 2011
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sexual safari

The act of indulging and exploring the lengths (no pun intended) of your sexual needs with your partner(s).
by HmmYouknow May 25, 2009
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Anal Safari

"Gilbert went on an anal safari last night", translation "Gilbert had anal sex".
by natedawgthe2nd May 2, 2011
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Going on Safari

The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.
Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'

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Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'
by the gentleman caller August 29, 2011
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Safari

An alternative to Internet Explorer or Firefox. Apparently faster than all other internet browsers.
I am using Safari to view this page
by Dj Full-Torque September 28, 2005
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Samaria

1)A small gurl.
2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude
"(tilts head and looks through top of glasses)No hunny!"
by D February 5, 2004
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