by Zombrex February 16, 2009
Get the On Safari mug.The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.
Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual
Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you
Person #1 thanks man your such a bro
Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you
Person #1 thanks man your such a bro
by asshole 74 April 14, 2011
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by HmmYouknow May 25, 2009
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Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'
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Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'
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Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'
by the gentleman caller August 29, 2011
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2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude
2)Pictures are no longer sumtin 2 help u remember the past wit her, but sumtin to make you wonder wat crime she has commited
3)Going out wit her future hubby
4)Looks like a lion when sleepin
5)See attitude
by D February 5, 2004
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