elijah salmon

fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player
Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon
by mydudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 14, 2018
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salmon bagging

when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)
Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging
by salmon bagger November 02, 2014
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midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night
"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"
by captainthicc May 28, 2020
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Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel August 21, 2008
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the salmon dance

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.
Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
by sumwigga October 14, 2007
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salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.
You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
by Semi Wynn April 27, 2006
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happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.
dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**
by Drew the Zoo October 06, 2006
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