When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
Get the Slappy Salmonmug. when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night
by captainthicc May 27, 2020
Get the midnight salmonmug. A female or females who allow / trade sexual or perverse activities for a preferably freshly caught salmon.
Gee dad we sure did catch alot of salmon today do you think if we see any salmon sluts on the way home we can trade one of the smaller ones?
by Fitswell dick 916 November 27, 2020
Get the salmon slutmug. The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
by feeldasteel October 14, 2008
Get the Flailing Salmonmug. Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
by sumwigga October 29, 2007
Get the the salmon dancemug. You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006
Get the salmon helmetmug. by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006
Get the happy salmonmug.