saddle sores

When the excess baggage on bikers thighs gets rubbed raw raw by themselves or the seat/saddle sores.
Yvette got saddle sores because her thunder thighs were rubbed bloody through her bike shorts, by the Velcro strap on her seat bag.
by Momof3intheesea June 04, 2021
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saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".
Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
by QuacksO January 11, 2015
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Warm Saddle

When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area
Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.
by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014
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Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
by distress November 29, 2016
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straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!
Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !
by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019
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Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.
P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.
by AbbaJoe March 28, 2018
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Saddle sisters

The female version of Eskimo brothers. Two females who have slept with the same guy.
Me and Jenny both slept with Tim so we are saddle sisters.
by Yoursisterjenny December 30, 2019
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