The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.
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Get the Ronaldo Las Vegas mug.Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
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I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman
Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew
Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman
Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew
Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist
( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )
.: He doesnt know you exist
( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )
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