by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003
Get the rectal rooter mug.Everyone has a bitch roster, men and women alike. Your bitch roster consists of people you've slept with in the past (and you'd do again), people you're currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren't really your "friends" but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case.
The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.
The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.
"Listen trick, I know you don't know anyone better than me, I'm the best bitch on your roster."
"I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."
"I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."
by REBEL YELLoz August 31, 2005
Get the Bitch Roster mug.An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008
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Get the booty rooted mug.A mad rooter is an Australian term for a good friend that has a wild sense of humour . A friend that’s got your back and would do almost anything for you.
“Oi ya mad rooter, what’s goin’ on??”
“Have a look at this mad rooter”
“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”
“Have a look at this mad rooter”
“You’re a mad rooter for doin’ that for me”
by Scooter the mad rooter June 8, 2018
Get the mad rooter mug.Anyone who is an Asian. This term can also apply to natives of the pacific islands if they have squinty eyes. Derived from the English word "Rice" and was originated on the campus of Quinnipiac University based on the fact that there are an overabundance of Chinese delivery people there.
Yo Roice, get me some Kung Pow Chicken
Are you high? Because your eyes are very Roice like.
I don't get this math problem, any Roices around?
Are you high? Because your eyes are very Roice like.
I don't get this math problem, any Roices around?
by 92A October 2, 2007
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