Also known as Sussy Bala, is the hottest person you'll find. He's as Chad as it gets, he pulls all the girls and guys. If this man even utters a word to your crush its simply over, you can't win. He also likes to make scree sounds (its like his mating call or wtvr, its very effective too).
Girl 1: Wait omg who is that cute boy, I wanna ask him out so bad
Girl 2: GIRLLLL, how do you not know that's Sussy bala right there, let's go say hi!
Sussy Bala(bala rohan): Hello
Girls: *Feint*
Sussy Bala: I just have that affect on people yk
Girl 2: GIRLLLL, how do you not know that's Sussy bala right there, let's go say hi!
Sussy Bala(bala rohan): Hello
Girls: *Feint*
Sussy Bala: I just have that affect on people yk
by HiThereHaider October 01, 2021
Person 1: Bro, the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was such a Rohan Kochhar!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 3: A powerful alliance, dude!
X: Bro, did you meat Kinea the other night
RK: Haan, I Rohan Kochhar’d my way through, but the parking guy turned me down.
SP: Wanna form a Rohan Kochhar for the UP Elections?
BSP: What is that?
SP: A powerful alliance!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 3: A powerful alliance, dude!
X: Bro, did you meat Kinea the other night
RK: Haan, I Rohan Kochhar’d my way through, but the parking guy turned me down.
SP: Wanna form a Rohan Kochhar for the UP Elections?
BSP: What is that?
SP: A powerful alliance!
by An actual powerful alliance January 20, 2022
The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.
Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.
Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
Subject 2: Middle ground?
Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.
Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.
by swag be my balls January 03, 2023
Rohan is the type of guy to who loves hard -r’s. He can’t resist racial slurs and takes Ws all day. Fiends for COD mobile and the only r’s he likes are pirates. He is dominant in the bedroom (not submissive) and will not refrain from calling you slut. Everyone loves Rohan Sharma but he only loves anime and furries. Rohan Sharma is a nig-
by sussygussy March 18, 2022
by phavle April 08, 2020
douche bag, cocky bastard, self absorbed and partially gay with athletic men, brown person but acts like a white kid, smells bad and tries to fit in but sits alone in the cafeteria, tries to get white girls but fails yet again like always. to sum it up, total dick, and biggest asshole.
by CRAPOORhatersforlifeyo November 09, 2010