Retiring to the garden

Something a middle class English woman will say when about to go to the garden to smoke a cigarette.
M: Jimmy, darling, I'm retiring to the garden for a moment. Will you be joining me?

J: That would be marvelous, mother! Shall I put the kettle on?
by Flokiko August 04, 2020
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mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace
mentally retired alex will give cross mod
by criss.ii September 28, 2021
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texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.
Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.
by realrepublican1 December 26, 2024
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Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal
Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.
by fartso55 November 22, 2018
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retiredation

Mental slowness caused by lack of sleep.
guy1: whats goin down man?
guy2: not a lot yo, i just p'zoned some noobzorz!!
guy1: ...10 seconds pass... wait what?
guy2: dude, u got a bad case of retiredation
by tehnooberer October 17, 2007
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Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.
Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"
by buffalo's buffalo November 12, 2015
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A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.
by sisibubbles February 27, 2022
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