Responsible breeding

bullshit animal abusers like to bring up as an excuse for wearing out their female and male dogs but it’s literally just the bare minimum for owning a dog
“animal breeders should be ashamed of themselves for inbreeding and putting their dogs through a lifetime of stress”

“but responsible breeding exists 🥺🥺”
by ppppffffftttttt September 18, 2022
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Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.
You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.
by sweet_thang December 21, 2016
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Bwahahahahaha! He's pretty good at distributing those patents too isn't he? Right cus he doesn't own any of them (aside from a door hinge or something) but all of Tesla's patents can be used freely... Like... All of the patents he doesn't own... That are underneath the banner of Tesla as a brand... Get it? That's hilarious!
Hym "Oh yeah, he's distributing responsibility, all kinds of shit... Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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responsible AI

Putting the guardrails around our newly enlightened chatbots so they don't kill us.
My company is committed to responsible ai, we feel all other forms are irresponsible, irregardless of the origin.
by jmacofearth December 1, 2023
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Grundy response

A terse retort. A short sharp response to someone who is struggling to contain themselves and is pushing their insecurities outwards onto everyone else. A 'grundy response' should only be used with people who you have a baseline friendship and / or respect with as they are often quite harsh and may include profanity.

The term can also be used in a derogatory fashion when referring to anytime you responded negatively to someone who is asking you to do something (haha I gave him a grundy response)
At a relaxed social gathering at Tommy's house people are preparing for a large scale group dinner. Tommy is stressed because he wants everything to be perfect, as a result he is pushing his stress outwards onto everyone else. Jim is making gravy for the above mentioned dinner:

Tommy: Jim is the gravy ready?
Jim: Not yet, I'm working on it, just need a little more time to make it good enough.
(30 seconds later)
Tommy: Jim, the gravy, is it ready? What's happening!?
Jim: I'm working on it, I want to do a good job, it should be ready soon.
(10 seconds later)
Tommy: Look, Jim, the consensus is that we don't care how good the gravy is.
Jim: Well, the consensus can go fuck itself Tommy <- Grundy response

At first look the Grundy response seems harsh, but in reality Jim is aware of how relaxed the situation is and that Tommy is just running around talking a lot but getting very little done other than stressing people out. The grundy response is used to snap him back into the reality of the situation.
by slackjawedfrigate April 24, 2013
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That's what you WANT to do but ARE NOT GOING TO DO fat bald Matt.
Hym "You WANT to remove the 'responsibility' and the credit but you are NOT DOING TO DO THAT and instead you're going to do THIS: You're going to pay for the shit you stole. You're going to give me the credit I deserve. And then your going to use my tax dollars to feed your piece of shit kids. And in doing so, you're going to subtract 1 act of violence from the net total of acts of violence that will inevitably happen throughout the course of history. You could have stopped the other ones but you were too busy arguing about a God you don't believe in. You CAN change the stalking laws. You already have harassment laws. If I didn't already have plenty of evidence that you YouTube fucks don't actually give a fuck about with or not this gets someone other than me killed, I'd already be in prison or dead. You interpretation this correctly. You aren't doing anything other than hiding your own petty obstinacy so you can keep your fucking YouTube following. Stop trying to swindle me. Stop pretending. Act in accordance with the values you purport to have and do it in my direction. Because this isn't it. It isn't teaching me a lesson. It is the thing I said it was in explicit terms."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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